MaxPayne  

Cold, dingy lair. A pair of jeans left on the floor. Millions of dollars worth of stolen merchandise. Yup, this must be the place.

Hey! What're you doing in here? And what're you doing with my pants?

I've come to put a stop to your half-naked criminal ways, Pantsless Cat Burglar! But before I haul you off to jail where you'll have your pants down more than you'd like, why did you do it?

*Sniff* Well....

Oh no....