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On the scoop

by Melkor
3-30-04

President Bush Emergency Comunication to the Nation.


	Today our secret services have uncovered undeniable proof that Japanaland has WMD's. Here's some Top Secret footage obtained by our secret service men at Fox.

------LIVE FOTAGE FROM JAPAN-------courtesy of FOX NEWS!


	AHHH! Akira Kurosawa GODZILLA!! AHHH!!


	AARRGHHH!!


	If the Japanasian's do not hand over this WMD , America will relentelessly produce quality cars at low price and legalize Toon porn, efectually rendering the Japanishese economy to rubble! Good night!

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