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by Melkor
4-02-04
Well hello there and welcome to The Meat Market(tm) . What's your pleasure?
Cunnilinguis at blender speed. But that's not important right now. I would like a Big Mack please. They say it can do wonders for arthritis.
OI! BIG MACK WITH EVERYTHING!
Hello swettie pie. I'm Mack. Lets take care of those back problems. By the way, i have a 18 inch tongue. Uhr, Uhr , Uhr.
Lovely service they have here.
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