You're in the Army now...(part I)

Author: Melkor

Date: March 4, 2005

by Melkor
3-04-05
Alright, men. We need a volunteer to go cross the minefield, dodge the gatling fire and smoke the enemy out. You there! What's your name, Private?
Er...Parts, sir. Michael Parts.
You're last name is "Parts" and you enlisted?!
Yes sir! Family tradition, Sir!