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RM5 - Inspector Pinko

by Melkor
5-17-05


	Well Jarvis, this is the fifth prostitute killed this month. The killer always seems to be one step ahead of the police. It almost like he is one of us.


	Oh man, i HATE these crime scenes, they freak me out!


	Now Jarvis, we must solve these crimes, otherwise our saturday night's will be really dull. we must examine this crime scene thoroughly.


	No way! i'm getting the hell out of here!


	Oh come on, men! Dont you have any balls?


	gasp That's what the whores said!

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