Lying Owl: Episode Four

Author: Mella

Date: December 21, 2002

by Mella
12-21-02
Lying Owl is on his way to more showbiz parties with Dr No Cigarette, but doesn't realise his true destiny is before him...
Hey where you going, Harry Potter Owl! We still have to meet one of the Oompa Loompas from Willy Wonka and the dog from Frasier!
I'm... um... just going for a walk, Dr No Cigarette.
Sigh. How can I live with myself living this showbiz lifestyle as a fraud and a huckster? I'm not the real Harry Potter Owl. When Dr No Cigarette finds out I'll lose my only friend in the whole world.
Suddenly...
Bloody hell! It's Santa!
No! I am Dumbledor from Harry Potter! You must come quick! Hermione and Ron are in danger and need YOU!