All comics by Melvin_Makle

 

by Melvin_Makle
4-15-03
Mr. Clown, can you make me laugh?
I can.
Well, go ahead then.
Okay, let me just see if anyone is looking...
Why does that matter?
Because, I'm going to kill you.

 

by Melvin_Makle
4-15-03
Earlier at the show...
This song is dedicated to a young lady I like to call "Murph", Just like my amps, she goes to 11!
After the show, Murph thanks Johnny Rocker for the dedication and then...
That was a great show, Johnny Rocker.
Does that mean you'll come back to my hotel and allow me to sit on your face?
The next day...
Then Father, he wanted to sit on my face.
Hmm, that's hard to imagine...

 

by Melvin_Makle
4-19-03
What's your story sunshine?
I saw it was a beautiful day out and I decided to go for a walk.
Beutiful day huh?, Go for awalk, yeah, that sounds nice, wanna go fuck?
Sure do! I'm, what they call a nymphomaniac. Let's go Big Boy and get nice and dirty.
Nah, I wasn't being serious, I don't wanna fuck you, you smelly bitch.
I' m gonna kickyour ass BIG BOY! And... I was just kidding around too.

 

by Melvin_Makle
4-19-03
Hi! What's your name.
Hey, I know you. You're that girl who works at the hot-dog stand in the mall.
That's right. My name is Lucy and I know how to serve them up nice and juicy.
Oh...well..er, I guess that's pretty cool or...something. By the way, I'm Bobby.
You wanna play with me?
Fuck no! You stink like hotdogs, I fuck around and play with you and I might catch a craving and eat your ass.

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