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by MentallyIll
8-08-06
It says here, in order to get back to Earth I need sermain.
Uh-Oh.
Uh-oh? Why Uh-oh?
Well, sermain is Alien semen.
Get to work.
I'm an asexualy reproducing Alien, you know?

 

by MentallyIll
8-08-06
Welcome to KurkDonalds, where we beam you up great food! May I take your order?
I'll have one hamburger.
Anything else?
How can you stand to be so happy in a world of bleak conformist pigs?
Because they pay me to be happy sir.
Can I get my burger soon? I kinda have a sacrifice to get to.

 

by MentallyIll
8-09-06
Don't you hate it when your car brakes down?
...
D'ja get it?

 

by MentallyIll
8-09-06
You have the wrong guy. I'm the son of god ya see.
Oh really?
Yes I'm quite sorry.
Oh, I see im damn.
HAHAHA. I got another one. Oh I'm definatly going to hell for this 5|-|17!

 

by MentallyIll
8-09-06
Jesus, it is I, Death. It is your time. I have come for you.
NOOOOOOO!
The deed is done.
5 Days Later...
Got ya bitch! I'm the son of God I can do whatever the fuck I want!

 

by MentallyIll
8-09-06
This time I'm just gonna check my myspace and be out. I mean, it's just myspace, no big deal.
Ah sweet a friend request!
5 Hours Later...
Ah sweet, you got a picture comment!

 

by MentallyIll
8-09-06
Life is just so overrated, ya know?
Forty-Five Minutes Later...
...And she just always walks around in the changing room before gym talking about what a good game it was...
An hour and twenty minutes later...
Doesn't she see I have a gun?!
...And I believe that if I wear black like this it'll give all the fake people out there a clue that life is black and life is pointless....

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