MidnightRealism

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MidnightRealism lived the quiet life of a shepherd in the sleepy burg of Larfnottinghabble in sixteenth century England before being brought forward in time by Marty McFly and Kurt Cobain. These comics tell his story.

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But phones can't talk lol

by MidnightRealism
12-04-03


	You think YOU have it rough? People don't pick up pieces of you and screech into them.


	No, but they wiggle my mouse. And that tickles. A bunch.


	Besides which, you're always tying up my line and rendering me obsolete with your goddamn instant messages!


	It's not my fault you're completely worthless at this juncture.


	If I weren't inanimate, I'd so kick your ass.


	If you're inanimate, then how did you turn around...?

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