FTC #9: God's a Character

Author: MikeyG

Date: November 18, 2003

by MikeyG
11-18-03
God, are you there?
Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day.
But I have a very important question I need to ask of you.
Alright, what is it?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Jesus fucking Christ, kid. All the egg did was sit there while the chicken dry-humped it, so I guess it would be the chicken.