Please Donate to Your Local Church of Arse

Author: MikeyG

Date: February 25, 2004

by MikeyG
2-25-04
Hello, is this the Church of Arse?
Why, yes it is. How may we be of serv-arse to you?
I'm a High Elder in the Temple of Twat, and I wanted to speak to you about an event.
Temple of Twat? Well, I suppose helping people become more religiously inclined can be a positive thing.
I was thinking of a joint fundraiser.
Okay. You bring the joints and the funds, and I'll raise my arse up to use them.