MikeyG
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Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts,
Mutilated Monkey Meat,
Dirty, Turdy Birdy Feet,
Fourteen Quarts of all-purpose Porpoise Pus,
Floatin' in Pink Lemonade!

...And me without my spooooon!

I've won a few contests, a lot of prizes, and even more hearts.

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Mikey33 - Crazy Bitch Convention 3: Conclusion

by MikeyG
3-25-04


	Welcome, motherfuckers, to the Eighth Annual Crazy Bitch Convention! I'm your host, you fucking assholes, Shannon Fucking Doherty! Introduce yourselves and fuck off!


	Ah'm Whitney Houston. Bobby! Git yo' ass ovah here wit' dat weed! Oh, uh...I ain't got no weed.


	*I'm Courtney Love. Totally. You like my new cheekbones? My new lips? My new earlobe implants? Like, I'm totally* responsible and stuff.**


	I'm Rosie O'Donnell. Besides eating Cambodian children, I shop at K-Mart. But I don't buy their guns, because them and anyone who sells them are evil.


	Is all this really happening or am I just going crazy and hallucinating it all? Well, if it's the latter, I've come to the right place!


	Hi! I'm Lara Flynn Boyle! Does anyone have any food I can avoid?

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