MikeyG
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Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts,
Mutilated Monkey Meat,
Dirty, Turdy Birdy Feet,
Fourteen Quarts of all-purpose Porpoise Pus,
Floatin' in Pink Lemonade!

...And me without my spooooon!

I've won a few contests, a lot of prizes, and even more hearts.

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Rules of Shopping at Wal-Mart (3)

by MikeyG
4-14-04

Rule #7: If you want a job at Wal-Mart, don't be gay.


	Although your repeated requests to take me to dinner have made me uncomfortable in the past, sir, I've decided to take you up on the offer.


	Aha! You're fired.

Rule #8: No matter when you shop there, they never have any more of YOUR brand of deodorant.


	Excuse me, do you have anymore Right Guard Sportâ„¢?


	We're out, sir. All we have left is Jimmy Joe Bob's Famous Armpit Detergent.

Rule #9: Even though they are displayed prominently, asking a Wal-Mart employee in the midwest where the condoms are will garner disdain.


	Excuse me, where are your condoms?


	*The devices of Satan are in aisle four, sir.*

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MikeyG stripcreator donor

MikeyG
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