FTC 36: Next, look for the wizard

Author: MikeyG

Date: May 26, 2004

by MikeyG
5-26-04
Ouch, I think she's actually hurt.
Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall.
Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike.
And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find.
Thanks, you belligerent cunt. We've finally located Waldo, who is now living as a Data Entry Clerk in Hoboken. One question, though, where's the famous shirt?
I had to ditch it after Target sued me.