MikeyG
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Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts,
Mutilated Monkey Meat,
Dirty, Turdy Birdy Feet,
Fourteen Quarts of all-purpose Porpoise Pus,
Floatin' in Pink Lemonade!

...And me without my spooooon!

I've won a few contests, a lot of prizes, and even more hearts.

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The Adventures of Career Girl (3)

by MikeyG
8-06-04


	Hello, citizen! I am here to apply for a teaching position, and show the children all the beauty they possess inside!


	And give them a sense of pride? Let me tell Mr. Ivey you're here.


	Mr. Ivey, there's a young black woman outside who appears to have been bitten by a radioactive nerd.


	I hope she doesn't want a job. I filled my Affirmative Action requirements last year when we hired that retarded Guatemalan janitor.


	Sir, we DO have a teacher's position we desperately need filled.


	Fine. Send her in, but put some paper towels down on the chair first. I don't want fried chicken grease all over the vinyl.

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MikeyG stripcreator donor

MikeyG
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