Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  MikeyG  
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Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts,
Mutilated Monkey Meat,
Dirty, Turdy Birdy Feet,
Fourteen Quarts of all-purpose Porpoise Pus,
Floatin' in Pink Lemonade!

...And me without my spooooon!

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by MikeyG
11-12-04
Later...
Mr. Ivey, the young woman applying for the job has returned.
I hope she's got that coffee. My colon's been reticent for a week and I feel as bloated as a rotting corpse in the desert.
Coffee jogs your GI system?
Not as much as a hefty helping of baked beans in buttercream, but maybe just enough to slap that pucker-sucker into obedience.
Should I send her in?
I was going to say "yes", but a twitching in my nether regions tells me its either finally time to dunk some fudge cookies in the clear milk or the Enzyte's working.
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