Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  MikeyG  
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Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts,
Mutilated Monkey Meat,
Dirty, Turdy Birdy Feet,
Fourteen Quarts of all-purpose Porpoise Pus,
Floatin' in Pink Lemonade!

...And me without my spooooon!

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by MikeyG
11-30-04
Am I really giving you a cup of coffee in the shitter?
Yes, and it's right on time, too. Any more squeezing and I'd have a heart attack.
A cup of coffee to help loosen your bowels?
Coffee makes my fudge factory pump out brownies faster than Speedy Gonzales on Angel Dust.
I travelled halfway 'round the world, nearly fell out of a plane, battled my archnemesis who pimped me out and turned out to be my dad, to bring you a fucking coffee laxative?
You make it sound so trivial.
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