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| In lighter news, a local parent was charged with genocide today, after killing dozens, and injuring hundreds more. | |
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| The man in question drove his 1987 Fiero without consideration. We now cross to Jon, with the with culprit. | |
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| Thanks, Bob. Sir, didn't it ever occur to you that you were making multiple fatalities, enough that even Satan would have said, "Holy Shit, dude, that guy is almost pushing Stalin for a bodycount!"? | |
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| Well, I heard one 'THUMP!' followed by a couple more. I thought I had a flat. So I ignored it for the time being and just kept going. | |
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| The poor local school got a great deal of schadenfreude from the ordeal, with local governments supporting them in the aftermath. | |
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| Carrying on, and a new comic strip has recieved the Russian Novel award from SparkNotes. The strip, titled 'Too Long', just kept going on, and soon enough was looking to challenge 'War & Peace'... | |
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