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We interupt this broadcast on the state of the economy and the approaching housing bubble burstage for a Holy crap omg wtf news alert! *woosh* !!!!one!!!oneone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| This just in, a pond is being drained in Aruba in the search of random kidnapped rich blonde chick, we go to Matzo with the latest! Matzo? | |
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| Thanks Feta, these images behind me are just amazing, the water is being removed from the pond as we speak and I haven't seen this much wet action since last weeks hurricane! | |
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We will be on this story all night bringing you the latest as this most important omg news story unfolds right before your eyes on television. Just think! It could be YOU at the bottom of that pond!
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| So... You're on a 120 square mile island surrounded by infinite ocean... Why the hell would someone choose a landlocked pond to dispose of a body? | |
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| She kidnapped herself dude! | |
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