Mister_Owens

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I believe the children are the future. I believe the future is fucked. Have a nice day.

It's Groundhog Day!

by Mister_Owens
2-01-04

If a groundhog sees his shadow...


	OK kids, today's assignment is to sit quietly and, um, think of stuff.


	Ain't you gonna teach us something?

They say there will be six more weeks of winter...


	Yea, that would be a good idea, but, uh, I'm really tired today.

But what happens when that day is right after the Super Bowl?


	I assure you, it's not beer breath.


	Mr. Owens, your eyes are as red as Cyclops's!