Mister_Owens  

Let me tell you about my friend Sean.

He has what we like to call a 'conscience.'

One time at the pool, this jailbait girl he wasn't interested in asked him for his number.

So, being the good friend that I am, I had him give her a fake number. (It works both ways)

Well, he felt bad about it. So what does he do? He tracks her down and gives her the real number.

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?