Mojaco  

Howcome you didn't scream in agony when you saw me?

I dunno. I guess television prepared me. I saw grey men like you a dozen times

Really? And how are we portrayed?

As little weaklings ussually, constantly being covered up by our government. And everyone's a fan! We love aliens!

Maybe now's not the time to tell him we kidnapped his daughter

You look a lot like E.T. You know, the little alien that played with those children and stuff...