50 Cent and the Officer Eacit

Author: Mojo8

Date: August 31, 2003

by Mojo8
8-31-03
I dont know what you heard about me. But a B*tch cant get a dollar out of me. No Cadillac, no perms you cant see. That I'm a mother****ing P.I.M.P
Your a what? dont you know that being a Pimp is illigal? 50 Cent, you are under arrest!
Oh no, man. please, Ish my birthday!
Oh yeah. I forgot! its your Birthday! I've never really aressted a celeberty before. Except Micheal Jackson. He tried to drop his son Blanket off his balconey.....But that wasent his birthday.