The Epic Battle...

Author: MonkeyMan1234

Date: June 1, 2006

by MonkeyMan1234
6-01-06
The battle of good vs. evil...
Monkey Man: I WILL BE VICTORIOUS!!!!
Satan: No. It is I who shall be the victor. I shall punch you to death. MWAHAHAHA!!!!
But Satan has a weakness...
Monkey: Force field.....ACTIVATE!!!!
Satan: What the fuck? NOOO!!!!! I'M ALLERGIC TO FORCE FIELDS!!! THEY CAUSE ME TO DIE!!!!!!!
An hour later...
Monkey Man: Hey Jesus....I fucking kicked Satan's ass.
You fucking roxxz00rz my b00xz00rz. You truly are teh 1337ness. Teh winnar is j00.