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| I hate waking up early. I think I'd rather gargle diseased donkey balls then wake up before noon. | |
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| Well if you didn't go to bed at 4AM then you wouldn't have a problem. | |
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| Then after I was done with the Donkey balls, maybe Barbara Bush could put me in a burlap bag and beat me with her used underwear. | |
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| And while she's doing that she'd make me listen to a William Shatner stand up comedy special. Yah. I'd definitely rather do all that then wake up before noon. | |
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