The Joys of Retail

For three years I worked the graveyard shift at a 24 hour grocery store. The comics that follow are inspired by that time period. Whether they be funny, or just plain bizarre, they are all true.

The Joys of Retail: Retail Physics 2

by Moonfire013
8-12-07

Rule 4: When a product is on "sale" the customer saves nothing.


	I raised the price of juice to counteract the soda sale just like you asked, sir.


	Good. The new shampoo's here. It's 3 oz less per bottle then before so why don't we up the price by say 75 cents.

Rule 5: The customer is always right. Especially when their wrong.


	Listen here MISSY! This flier says that Pepsi is on sale, and you're gonna honor that price or there WILL be trouble.


	Sir, your in Stop and Shop. That flier is for Big Y. It's the store across town near the Texico station.

Rule 6: The word "snow" is synonymous with the word "panic"


	Ahh! We're all gonna die! Our only hope is to make it to the grocery store to stock up on Cheetos and Mountain Dew!


	I wish you would hurry sir. I must bring back the newest issue of Redbook or my wife will stone me when I return.

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