Mr. President can you explain why you called this press conference?
Our investigation reveals that the toys that are blowing up may be caused by some Chinese following the teachings in an electronics textbook written in Korean
Since all those asian languages look like a bunch of chicken scratches we think they may not be able to tell the difference
So you believe they are misinterpreting the Korean?
A goofy little squiggle in one language may mean something completely different in another
