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Magic Words and Holy Water
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Moturd
2-03-17
I really don't need a contract. I was just trying to be a nice guy. Thought you might want to enjoy a cookie once a week or something.
So just because a priest didn't cast a magic spell over me as an infant I'm consigned to Hell?
Exactly! You were up for grabs. So I grabbed you.
That's absurd. I call bullshit!
[Blink]
You passed the test Billy! Now we can be best friends forever and ever!
Next!
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