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Normally I Only Sell Those to the Zoo
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Moturd
2-04-17
A desperate Claire turns to the black market...
Listen Honey, I need to acquire a particular item that may be slightly illegal to import right now
Yeah lady, you and every other 40 something female in the country.
It sounds like you know what I need
How about this one? Add 4 'C' batteries and you're all set.
Uh, Sweetie, you got one that takes about 8 'D' cells?
You want this one, a Penetrator-3000, also known as the "Jonah Falcon"
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