You'll live longer if you get out of my path, Judean!
Well excuse me, Oh great citizen of Rome! Where are you rushing off to, if I may ask?
The vomitoreum, not that it's any of your business
I've heard about that. Romans make themselves throw up so they can continue feasting. Is that it? Is your widdle tummy too full to eat and drink any more?
(Proof that sarcasm confers no evolutionary advantage)
Actually I AM a bit hungry, and my blade is ALWAYS thirsty
