Some white lady said she was raped by a black man so they grabbed the first negro they saw which was my brother and they lynched him.
Gee Grandpa, I never knew you had a brother. Then what happened?
Well a bunch of white college students and the FBI and TV cameras came. We got a lot of sympathy and things started changing for the better.
I got pulled over for speeding by some cracker state police and arrested because he found my gun and my cocaine. But you know damn well he would have let me go if I was white!
2010's Style Racism
I'm surprised the racist muhfucka didn't shoot you. What are we going to do about this?
I got it! Let's wipe our asses on the American flag in front of 80,000 people!
