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by MrKorb
5-20-01
Korb succumbs to the urge to create...
So...
Yeah...
How you been?
Eh, ok.
Really?
Hell no, I'm the frickin grim reaper! Have you ever tried to cleaning blood outta your robe?

 

by MrKorb
5-20-01
Hi, my name is Korb, and although I actually look nothing like this character, I'm using her because it's funny.
And I'm Tim. I'm not funny.
Yes, you might think that Tim is funny because he is a cowboy, but he really isn't at all.
Yep. I am so damn unfunny.
Funnily enough, neither is any of this.
Now the fact that the background suddenly changed for no reason at all in that last panel is funny.
However I'm still not funny.

 

by MrKorb
5-20-01
I don't know why Korb keeps putting me in these things. It's not like I add to the comedy value or anything.
Gee Timmy is handsome.
Oh, hello little girl. Are you dumbfounded by my complete and utter lack of humor?
You're tall.
Wow, you're really unfunny too!
I guess we're just meant to be. Let's go on a date.

 

by MrKorb
5-20-01
Hello, I'm Jesus. I'm going to die for everybody's sins. Aren't I a nice guy?
Moo.
Because I'm such a nice guy, will somebody let me down please? ... Anybody? Help? Please?
Moo.
Golden calf he ain't.
...feh, I hope you all rot in hell.
Same to you buddy.

 

by MrKorb
5-20-01
If you have to ask...
Don't you think this unfunny thing is starting to get old, Korb?
Hey don't look at me. John started it.
Geez, you're always blaming me for everything.
Well, ever since we killed and ate Dion, you've become our favorite scapegoat.
...ask John.
Whoa, did I just say something funny?
Well, it was actually more disgusting than funny, but I guess you get a few points for the effort.

 

by MrKorb
5-24-01
Tim asks the pressing question on everyone's mind...
So, is there a reason why you're still portrayed as a whore, Korb?
Not really, other than this is how I've been established to the audience.
Yeah, but it's just so not you.
You're one to talk. At least I didn't end up like Kevin...
Why does everybody always pick on me? This is all your fault, John!
I guess should I should have thought this comicstrip thing through, before you all started yelling at me...

 

by MrKorb
5-24-01
I am magical pretty girl SAILOR VIRGIN! In the name of all that is innocent and pure, I will kick your ass!
Va va voom!
Ah, ha, you are leering at me in a way that I do not like! You shall feel my wrath!
Hey, it's not my fault that I'm able to look up your skirt this easily.
Prepare to meet your doom , evil horny hellbot!
Is it just me, or is she gonna be kicking a lot of ass for the same reasons today?

 

by MrKorb
5-24-01
Bwahaha, I Xplohulhu shall now unleash my evil robot to rid the world of the waste of DNA named Heather-p!
Bwahaha, I love my job.
Prepare to meet your doom, Heath-- oh my god, you are so freakin ugly!
Hello, and welcome to Taco Bell. I had all my teeth pulled out so that they wouldn't get swallowed and go to my heart and kill me! May I take your order?
What's wrong? Why didn't you rid us of her horrid existance?
I'm sorry, but she's so ugly that one look caused me to burst into flames!

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