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by MrMongoose
11-19-01
tolerance is a thing we should all enjoy...
hey man, take the flag down.
screw you cock sucker!
hey man, that's not a very cool thing to say.
eat my ass. hey, isn't your name chris? damn dude, get a hair cut. Hippy
i hate living in South Carolina.
hey, did you know that the front of your hoody pouch looks like an ass.....

 

by MrMongoose
11-19-01
damn woman! What in the hell did we do last night? I can't feel my penis....
that's because i ripped it off with my teeth and then glued it to the inside of my ass.
eric williams is gay.
well shit....
good thing he doesn't know that I am his dad.....

 

by MrMongoose
11-19-01
hey fella! My skateboard talks to me! It sounds like Dom Deliuise!
yes I know! for I am your evil twin who ALSO has a talking skateboard!
say no to willy nelson
cool. nice sweatshirt...
my skateboard sounds like willy nelson..

 

by MrMongoose
11-19-01
the orgin of "How's it hanging"....
MAN THIS SUCKS! I can't believe my loin cloth is so small. i figured for sure My nuts would be hanging out
...those damn romans and there damn nails.....hey jesus, how's it hanging? HAHAHAHAHAHA
you son of a bitch! You will rot in hell!
this just in......Jesus is a homo

 

by MrMongoose
11-19-01
Hey! DICK HEAD!
is he talking to me?
YO! DICK-HEAD!
he must be talking to me....
rabbits and chickens don't mix
were you talking to me?
well, yeah. Cause you know......you got like a dick on your head....

 

by MrMongoose
11-19-01
hey there hot stuff. I'm a homosexual and I find your pac-man shirt very erotic. wanna make out?
i need a new shirt....
so, I'll just pretend that your silence means "Yes"....

 

by MrMongoose
11-22-01
.....So then I was like, "Oh yeah? Well you try putting your kid in YOUR sac."
I'm gonna shoot you.
I wonder where I put my Styx tape...

 

by MrMongoose
11-22-01
So I was in my Everquest Clan chatroom and this guy was like, "Hey! You can't use an elemental spell in Lamernac! The wizards that protect that village won't allow it!"
and I was all, "Yeah you can dummy! all you have to do is to get the special ring that was in the cave!" Boy oh boy, some people! How about that
Eric loves his video games...
God Damn Eric! You need to get out more...

 

by MrMongoose
11-22-01
what should I do? tweek my nipples? Rub my penis? What should I do?
maybe you want to stick it in my ass? What do you think?
Eric Williams sure enjoys that man sex....
I don't care. The doors locked right? I don't want my dad to walk in with my pants down. It's bad enough that that happens to me every time I masturbate.

 

by MrMongoose
11-22-01
So, are you totally looking forward to the Hootie concert tonight?
no.
Well, looks like your just gonna miss out. Hootie rocks!
Hootie fucking sucks
I wonder what I should wear....
Must....not.....kill....before.....time....

 

by MrMongoose
11-24-01
Bryan is having a great time doing drugs at his friends house...
Man, I am having so much fun. I can't believe how cool this is....
Hey, What's my girlfriend doing here?
His girlfriend is now here and will blow bryan's high
God Dammit, I hope she doesn't come over here and start talking to me and shit...
Fuck! She is.....alright, play it cool
You betta tell that bitch
hey baby! What's up?
GO HOME......

 

by MrMongoose
11-25-01
my life is so lame...
damn I hate hanging out with my girlfriend. I wish she would just give me a blow job and leave...
...yet very easy to understand
just give me a blow job and leave...
just give me a blow job and leave...
my life is so lame...
Do you just want me to give you a blow job and leave?
No, I LOVE spending time with you baby......

 

by MrMongoose
11-25-01
You see, the white man has held down the black man for thousands of years
Now, I have tons of black friends, but I think that's a cop out.
Racist

 

by MrMongoose
11-28-01
I got a package here for a miss Lara Kaney
i didn't order any package
I got a package here for a miss Lara Kaney
i didn't order any package
I got a package here for a miss Lara Kaney
That better not be your dick...

 

by MrMongoose
11-28-01
I hate my life
I hate my life
shut the hell up and help me get my pants off

 

by MrMongoose
12-05-01
We find Captin Tampon's arch enemy, Dr Doushe bag, plotting his next heist.
The times I have had in this life could fill up a thousand suns. Instead of trying to keep up with well documented accounts of my youth, I instead took bong hits and jerked off. But now it's payback.
This is not good for the earth, fans! It looks like Captin Tampon and the Cunt squad will have there hands in their pants with this one.....wait what?
I plan to over run the earth with tons and tons of beenie babies till all humans become my slaves. And I think I will start with...
Captin Tampon! YEAH!
...The biggest Bitch I can think of.
What? Why does evey body always look at me like that when I come over here?

 

by MrMongoose
12-05-01
back at the Snatch of Justice...
Hey guys! Guess what happened to me today?
What's that, Cap?
Dr Doushe made me lick my own ass. And he called me a bitch.
So why are you smiling?
Cause I liked it.
Um......

 

by MrMongoose
12-09-01
Dr Douche has learned the art of Shapeshifting! It looks like Captin Tampon is gonna have a hard time with this one.
You fuckers are so screwed! Now That I have mastered the art of shapeshifting, nothing can stop me! I am Christ!
Dr Douche has a small penis
There's nothing that can be done to stop me.....wait, what time is it? Ally Mcbeal is on!
what a tool...
I gotta get some lube...

 

by MrMongoose
1-09-02
Dr Douche is at it again!
The world is now mine! I can do anything as a robot!
But something goes wrong....
Man, I shouldn't have had those nachos before i transformed into this robot.
bowl problems, yet again....
if I'm not wearing pants, can i shit them?

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