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| Shit, better call ajil and tell him about that. | |
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| You have reached Wandering Pines Tropical resort and prison, please press 1 if you wish to speak to a cat-girl loving intelectual, press 2 if you would like to learn about our exciting vacation offers | |
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| Thank you for pressing two, You are the 1000th person to press two, you win a free all expenses paid vacation to the Wandering Pines! Congradulations! | |
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| Please give us your name, Phone number, address, credit card numbers, bank acounts, three signed copys of your ID, and a comprehensive list of all the crimes you have commited in the last 5 years. | |
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