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  MrQwerty  

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If its not readily apparent to you, I seriously hate myself.
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by MrQwerty
1-08-03
Cthulhu, seeing as how you're the master of reality and all, can you reincarnate me for 1 goddamn year so I can get laid? I haven't had sex in 18,754 years, 2 months, 4 days, 2 hours and 15 minutes
hmmm let me think no
things aren't looking up for Ryan
You can, however, be violated for the next 3,000 years by my pet Barry. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA shit. I'm so good.
GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT I HATE THIS PLACE WHY DID I HAVE TO GO TO HELL
woof
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