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| I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons. I do physical labour, I work at great depths, I am always using my head first, I work in a damp environment, | |
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| and finally my work exposes me to contagious diseases | |
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| How about, no. You don't work 8 hours straight, you leave the workplace messy at the end of your shift, you fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. So how about no and suck my balls. | |
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