All comics by MrTurkeyBoy

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by MrTurkeyBoy
11-28-02
Curse Count:1
what the fuck are you?
Curse Count:3
im a fucking bear bitch
Curse Count:4
yeah...like hell you are

 

by MrTurkeyBoy
11-28-02
Smoooke Me...
No
Please? You know you want to
Um.....
wow...that was retarded..but hey! you read it...
I like dogs

 

by MrTurkeyBoy
11-28-02
Jesus is lonely
Hey......
What the hell happened to you?
Got caught fucking reindeers....
Aw shit, im out of here
Come Back! I was kidding........

 

by MrTurkeyBoy
11-28-02
Jesus see's a Hot Piece Of Ass
Now THAT'S a sexy cat
Meow
Jesus makes his move
Hey Kitty Kitty! Come Here Kitty Kitty!
Meow?
No ass for jesus
C'mere!
What do you think I am? Retarded? Fucking Sodomist....

 

by MrTurkeyBoy
11-28-02
A new piece of ass?
Hell No! Hell No! Fucking narrator! Always mocking me!
Hey baby
Uh-oh
I hate my life
Fine then Bitch
ARGHAGAHGHG
Motherfucker!

 

by MrTurkeyBoy
11-28-02
That evil dog or whatever takes out his rage...
Fucking Jesus...not gonna fuck me..im a sexy bitch
Yeah...right
Oh Yeah? Well see! Im gonna get some ass! then well see whos a sexy bitch!
The competition begins..the dog has to find some ass....
Why the hell are you on a ball?
You know, I never liked you anyway.

 

by MrTurkeyBoy
11-28-02
He starts his quest for some holy ass...
gotta find some ass...must prove to Jesus Im a sexy bitch...
Hey There! Wanna fuck so I can prove to Jesus that Im sexy bitch?
Ok!
So the dog on a ball is sexier than Jesus....what the fuck....
I hate you...
Hah! Im sexier than Jesus! IM SEXIER THAN JESUS!

 

by MrTurkeyBoy
11-28-02
yet another sad sad sad meaningless comic about sodomy to throw on the pile of other infinte number of trash comics about sodomy much like this one...
Whats with the cat?
umm..oh shit...i cant tell him about us mouser...he wouldnt understand..hes not like us..hes an outsider...must kill outsider...cant find out about our forbidden love....hed ridicule....must...kill..
umm...
i said that out loud didnt i?
yeah....
fuck...

 

by MrTurkeyBoy
11-28-02
this cartoon will NOT be about sodomy..i swear
((((fart))))
ewww stinky!
whoops
it sucked...but it wasnt about sodomy!
hell...at least you didnt fuck a cat or something

 

by MrTurkeyBoy
11-29-02
you know...one you decide to actually make a well thought out comic....its hard..

 

by MrTurkeyBoy
11-29-02
Hi and welcome to what do you think? Our Guest are a squirrel and hand puppet. Hand puppet, what do you think about chocolate pie?
Hand puppet no like pie.
Nyuk Nyuk
Hand puppet want squirrels asslove
I feel so dirty...
Nyuk?
Wow! were out of time..and suprisingly enough, MrTurkeyBoy has found yet another way to waste space on strip creator.

 

by MrTurkeyBoy
11-29-02
Welcome back to another exciting episode of...What do YOU think? Our guests today are a drunk and Jesus H. Christ, son of god. What is your opinion about drunks?
I believe people have the right to (hic) get drunk and have a good damn time...there aint nothing wrong with a little wild turkey
I believe that drunks shoudl be beaten with a large, blunt, flaming object then be incarcerated for life
I should smite you so badly...
Shit..Im sorry...Please dont smite me...hey...wait...you cant smite me....FUCK HEAD
Thank you..this has been what do YOU think? see ya...sorry to stripcreators for being such a comic whore

 

by MrTurkeyBoy
11-30-02
One Fateful Day....
Ooo! 20 more bytes and I have that extremely rare Nirvana Demo!
stupid bastard....he seems to forget..im a hewlett packard...
System Error: System has become unstable Error Number: bf1234000085
to be continued....
NOOOO!!!! WHY?!!!!!!!

 

by MrTurkeyBoy
11-30-02
NO! YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! I HATE YOU! BASTARD! YOU LIVE TO MOCK ME! ARGGHHHH
heh....hes right
NO MORE WILL I TAKE THIS ABUSE! GAH!!!!!! [[[{{{(((zap)))}}}]]]
Strangely...our hero had stumbled upon his calling in life...Finding Justice For HP Users Worldwide....He had becme...HP MAN
Woah.....
ouchies.....

 

by MrTurkeyBoy
11-30-02
Our Hero Tries to figure out what happened..then, the phone rings...
Wow....what just happened...thats crazy...
({[RING]})
And like a sign from the heavens....its god..
hello?
YO! whussup g? You gots to go blow the FUCK outta all the HP computers yo! Its satans way of punishing all my good little bitches 'fore they even dead! you understand homes?
Yeah...i think so....does this mean im like...a holy super hero?
Straight up yo! motherfucker you be HP Man, Mothafuck! Peace out yo! Much love! --klikk--

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