Mr_Jass  

They give you free ice cream on every tuesday after a blue moon.

There's a student-access-only chocolate pudding swimming pool out in the back.

Posting links to fark from your dorm computer automatically ensures they'll be on the front page.

There's a group of Mexicans on the third floor that will hum the Pokemon battle music on request.

OK, so these misconceptions aren't all that common.