The Beginning Part VI

Author: Mr_Pink

Date: April 4, 2005

by Mr_Pink
4-04-05
Okay, let me recapture it. I just blew up two little asian girls, after that I met a tallking cigarette bud, and now there's a dancing dog in my bedroom.
ARF! ARF!You bet ya! ARF! ARF! But you forgot one thing. ARF! ARF!
What's that?
ARF! ARF!THere's a chicken walking into your room right now. ARF! ARF!
Why hello thar. I go by the name of Carlos Othello Ceasar Karl Sucksor III and I travel around the world, spreading my word of wisdom to everyone who wants to hear it (and those who don't).
Strangely enough, everyone calls me cocksucker.