Doctor, it seems like everything I like to eat gives me this horrible, horrible gas, which then propels the odor of my oozing crotch rash everywhere ... it's like Arthur Treacher's Fish 'n' Shit!
No doubt. I'll refer you to a nutritionalist, and get you on some topical cream...
... like the other day when I was standing next to the hors d'ouvres table at a wedding reception, and no one but me was having any sardines on crackers ...
-- right, right. Let's have you go ahead and see the nurse for your prescription.
