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| Behold! A completely healthy cat / elephant hybrid chimera! | |
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| Good lord, haven't you heard the 1980's hit single, "You Shouldn't Splice Cat and Elephant DNA" by Supertramp? | |
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| What do we call this unholy monstrosity ... an elepheline? Cattlephant? Catchyderm? | |
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| Decepticat? Cellophane? Kofi Annan? | |
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| That'll do nicely, puny mortal. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a world to conquer, what with being reborn and all. | |
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