Doctors say participating in a stripcreator comic competition can do horrible things to your body and mind.
We now go to local correspondant Miranda Vera Cruz de la Hoya Cardinal who has all the details. Miranda?
Thank you , John. Apparently, an evil red robot has chosen contestants as his rape victims, transforming their rectums into what can only be described as "Sodomy Sauce", and - what's that? AAAII
In a related story, local correspon-dant Miranda Vera Cruz de la Hoya Cardinal tries her hand at creating comics online - details at 11.
