I'd like to place an ad in the personals: "Single Very Thin Gentleman wishes to meet Single Woman who's good with a comb, possible Long Term Relationship."
Your non-existant hairline renders a comb utterly useless!
That's what she thinks. Meanwhile, at a rock concert, Identity Pilfering takes an unexpected turn...
Introducing someone who's got heavy metal coursing through her veins; a new bass player for Limp Bizkit: Chen Ho Park's little sister, Kim!
It's not what you know, it's whose name you drop! Is that such a sin?
Kindly refrain from hurling rotten vegetables in my general direction.