CC 86: Oh, That Alfred!

Author: Namgubed

Date: December 14, 2001

by Namgubed
12-14-01
Meanwhile, back at Gotham City...
Holy twisted pair on an RJ-11, Captain Uterus! Sounds like a call from the Commissioner on the red phone!
Ring! Ring!
I, the bane of evildoers and dauntless protector of this fair city, shall answer the phone in a highly expedient manner, Boy Fantastic!
Ring! Ring!
Faithful butler Alfred, where, pray tell, is the red phone?
What do I look like, a freakin' Lost and Found?