Satan, of course! He's very, very evil! And I have a feeling he knows something. We'll just extract that information with the old good cop / bad cop technique! You go first.
* RIGHT HOOK *
TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW, YOU MURDERING LIAR!!
Ow!
* LEFT CROSS *
YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING, AREN'T YOU, YOU LYING, MURDERING WASTE OF LIFE!!