You mean all this time you knew you couldn't grant our wishes? Then why did you tell us to get the Bitch Member?
To get you all out of my hair ... and if you succeeded, I figured it'd look great on my mantelpiece.
So you can't give me back my magical rockin' Fender Stratocaster?
Nope! But I'll bet you can look at Glenda's monitored motion activated hidden camera network video archives to find the real thief!
And what about my processor upgrade?
Your motherboard supports dual processors, so if the chips in the Wiccan Bitch of the West aren't fried, you can cannibalize his processor and memory! And I also have this nifty Intel Inside sticker!
