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Three Ways to get Women to Stop Shopping (and hate you)
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NastyPope
5-17-05
Make allusions toward her girlfriends and family.
Perhaps mention that that blouse would look better on her roommate.
Mention her eating habits
I could let her know that a size 18 seems a little small...
Comment on Feminine Hygine.
Maybe I should tell her I can see the string...
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