A young gay man goes see to his proctologist.
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| You appear to have chronic piles aggravated by too much anal sex. You may put your clothes back on. | |
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| Ugh, doc, isn't there anything you can do to get rid of them? | |
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| Here is what I want you to do. I want you to eat a pound of beans, 5 bananas, 12 bran muffins, a dozen cups of oatmeal, and wash it down with a gallon of prune juice, | |
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| Will eating all that cure me? | |
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| No, but it will teach you what your asshole is really for. | |
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