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| Hello and welcome to the Virtual Asian Online Dating service. I'm Asia Carrera, porn queen, computer geek, and member of MENSA. | |
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| And I'm Michelle Yeoh, reknowned for such martial arts action movies such as 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and I was a Bond Slut. | |
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| Have you ever wanted to date a beautiful Asian woman like us but were too shy to ask? Do cultural and language differences intimidate you? If so you need VAOD. | |
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| That's right, Asia. Here at VAOD we know that the fact that you are uglier than Yak Ass, makes it hard to follow your fetish dreams of having sex with beautiful subserviant asian woman. | |
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| We can help you forge a personality and investment profile that any Asian woman will love even if she will never love or respect you until you help bring her family to the U.S. | |
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| Don't worry that you will have 13 people living in your 2 bedroom apartment. Once you've had finger lickin good sideways snatch, you'll never go back. | |
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