A Day in the Life of Ruprict vol 1. no 7

Author: NastyPope

Date: August 27, 2001

by NastyPope
8-27-01
Incoming priority call, Sir.
I thought you were supposed to be a smart phone. I'm busy...SEND IT TO VOICE MAIL!!!
This really is a rather important phone call, Sir, you really should accept it.
LOOK, Phonie!!!! I've been preparing for this night for three weeks. No one is coming between me, a gallon of Cherry_Flavored_Anal_Eaze, & my hand puppets. *sigh* Who is it?
It is your mother, Sir.
Great, there goes my hardon.